ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
- KAJUN
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Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain ?
17% said yes;
11% said No;
72% said "I am not understanding the question please.".
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The American Indians found out what happens when.....
you don't control immigration
17% said yes;
11% said No;
72% said "I am not understanding the question please.".
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The American Indians found out what happens when.....
you don't control immigration
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
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A beautiful young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. She spots a box full of frogs.
The sign says: "Sex Frogs...Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)."
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter,
"I'll take one."
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions carefully:
1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog on the bed
Following the instructions exactly, she quickly gets into bed with the frog.
Nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
She calls and is told by the salesman, "I had some other complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes he is ringing her doorbell and is welcomed in.
"See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the dangthing just sits there."
He picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes. "Listen to me froggy. I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE more time!"
The sign says: "Sex Frogs...Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)."
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter,
"I'll take one."
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions carefully:
1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog on the bed
Following the instructions exactly, she quickly gets into bed with the frog.
Nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
She calls and is told by the salesman, "I had some other complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes he is ringing her doorbell and is welcomed in.
"See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the dangthing just sits there."
He picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes. "Listen to me froggy. I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE more time!"
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- SuzyRidr2
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- SuzyRidr2
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The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
Re: ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
Re: ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
Re: ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
Re: ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
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Re: ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
Re: ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
Re: ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
Re: ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- KAJUN
- Joined a 1100cc Club
- Posts: 5236
- Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:33 am
- My Bike: HARLEY THE BIG MOTHER
Re: ADD WHAT YOU LIKE THREAD
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.