A Sense of Humor...
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A Sense of Humor...
...some of you are lacking in it...and it shows.
https://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/mcy/d/ ... 51174.html
https://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/mcy/d/ ... 51174.html
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
That's fkn cool
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
$5500.00 usd for a 5-year old, used, 125cc minibike?!?!
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
Ahhh...just noticed that. Gee, what a steal for $5,500.00! He must be looking for a quick sale.
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
They're worth as much as someone is willing to pay for it. I can see the guy has spent more on those bits than the asking price so if someone wanted one...that's not a bad deal
And to be honest - I reckon it would be a hoot to ride
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
I just saw the internet price of a brand new Monkey at a local shop...$4599.00! Must be the bling.
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
I know you guys have a sense of humor. Know how I know? Because of your overuse of the following emoticon…
…to indicate you’ve just said something funny when it’s actually just boring as hell and not funny at all.
…to indicate you’ve just said something funny when it’s actually just boring as hell and not funny at all.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
Red Skelton makes me laugh. Laurel and Hardy. Cheech and Chong.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
Martin and Lewis, Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, Jeff Dunham and Walter...
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
Yes! And, the early years of SNL, also Laugh-In, The Steve Allen Show… each had an incredible weekly cast of comedians!
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
There will be a time where you will no longer be able to use, "But...I didn't know!", as an excuse. And if you're exiled from society, well, you were warned.
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
I can’t believe you went through all that effort and time. You’re still void of humor.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
Took me less than 30 seconds.
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
I am not void of humor, you just don't usually say anything I think is funny. Sensible, thoughtful, helpful and even dumb, but not usually funny.
(BTW, we need a smilie with a real drink, Maybe Kentucky Burbon
Or
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Re: A Sense of Humor...
Something to post about humor,...the comments made were kinda funny;
Cows Lead Officers to Suspect’s Hiding Spot: ‘Book ‘Em, Elsie!’
AMY FURR 13 May 2023
Police in North Carolina got some unexpected help from a herd of cows while trying to capture a suspect on Tuesday.
When 34-year-old Joshua Minton allegedly fled from officers during a traffic stop, the situation turned into a pursuit with police and deputies from the Watauga County Sheriff’s Office trying to catch him, the Town of Boone Police Department wrote in a social media post on Thursday.
The suspect ditched his car in the Deep Gap area, running into what the agency described as an “undeveloped area.”
Because of his “fast and reckless driving” authorities were unable to pinpoint his location, the department continued:
As officers began to search the area they received some unexpected, but welcomed assistance from some local cows. Apparently cows do not want suspected criminals loitering in their pasture and quickly assisted our officers by leading them directly to where the suspect was hiding. The cows communicated with the officers as best they could and finally just had the officers follow them to the suspect’s location.
Following the incident, Boone Police Lt. Bobby Creed told reporters, “You can’t make it up. It’s rare and it’s pretty cool,” according to ABC News.
Social media users were quick to offer their comments on the story, one person writing, “That will definitely keep them off of somebody’s plate.”
“Those cows were on a ‘steak out’!!” someone else commented, while another said, “Book em, Elsie!”
One user commenting on the photo of the cows said, “Police say they’ve beefed up their patrols.”
The department expressed gratitude for the cows’ help and jokingly noted it was examining the possibility of creating a “Bovine Tracking Unit” for the department.
Cows Lead Officers to Suspect’s Hiding Spot: ‘Book ‘Em, Elsie!’
AMY FURR 13 May 2023
Police in North Carolina got some unexpected help from a herd of cows while trying to capture a suspect on Tuesday.
When 34-year-old Joshua Minton allegedly fled from officers during a traffic stop, the situation turned into a pursuit with police and deputies from the Watauga County Sheriff’s Office trying to catch him, the Town of Boone Police Department wrote in a social media post on Thursday.
The suspect ditched his car in the Deep Gap area, running into what the agency described as an “undeveloped area.”
Because of his “fast and reckless driving” authorities were unable to pinpoint his location, the department continued:
As officers began to search the area they received some unexpected, but welcomed assistance from some local cows. Apparently cows do not want suspected criminals loitering in their pasture and quickly assisted our officers by leading them directly to where the suspect was hiding. The cows communicated with the officers as best they could and finally just had the officers follow them to the suspect’s location.
Following the incident, Boone Police Lt. Bobby Creed told reporters, “You can’t make it up. It’s rare and it’s pretty cool,” according to ABC News.
Social media users were quick to offer their comments on the story, one person writing, “That will definitely keep them off of somebody’s plate.”
“Those cows were on a ‘steak out’!!” someone else commented, while another said, “Book em, Elsie!”
One user commenting on the photo of the cows said, “Police say they’ve beefed up their patrols.”
The department expressed gratitude for the cows’ help and jokingly noted it was examining the possibility of creating a “Bovine Tracking Unit” for the department.
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