The bartender served a woman a glass of orange juice.
> The man sitting next to her, turned to her and said, "This is a special
> day;.......I'm celebrating."
> "I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
> "What are you celebrating?" he asked.
> "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered. 'Today my
> gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
> "Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass."As it happens I'm a
> chicken farmer, and for years all my hens
> were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
> "How did it happen?" asked the woman.
> "I switched cocks." Said the man.
> "What a coincidence," she replied
AT A BAR
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Re: AT A BAR
Only a woman can really tell you one way or the other...... [emoji106]
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"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
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Re: AT A BAR
Haha! [emoji106]
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Now we know why the chicken crossed the road. For a different cock.
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