Here in KC Ks. a 70 year old man had a fight with his wife.
He said I would rather go to jail, than live with you.
So:
He went to a bank, gave a note to the teller, I have a gun, give me the money.
She gave him, $3000, he took the money. Then sat down in the lobby. Till the cops came.
Prisoners Can refuse a visitor. He is now in Fed. place in Leavenworth, Ks.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/seeking-esca ... 43291.html
Ever had enough of being married.
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Re: Ever had enough of being married.
Wouldn't it have been better to have just walked out of the marriage (house) and not have went back? Sorry I didn't read the story.
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Re: Ever had enough of being married.
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Re: Ever had enough of being married.
That "social life" may not be what he is used to at home.....
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Re: Ever had enough of being married.
My aunt was at a 50th anniversary party about 10 years ago. When it was the husbands turn to speak he got up stepped up to the podium and said 50 years ago he made the biggest mistake of his life and was fixing it today. He walked out of the hall and no one has seen him since.
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Re: Ever had enough of being married.
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Guy playing the father has served time.
Cop said if you don't tell me the truth I
am sending you to Prison again.
The father said when he was in before.
They gave him a new roomie. 300 lb. Black
guy. Cell was on the 3 tier. First day he took
me to the rail, and said, if you don't let me
do you. I will throw you off the tier.
Cop said did you jump?
Bad guy said yes, a little at first.
Guy playing the father has served time.
Cop said if you don't tell me the truth I
am sending you to Prison again.
The father said when he was in before.
They gave him a new roomie. 300 lb. Black
guy. Cell was on the 3 tier. First day he took
me to the rail, and said, if you don't let me
do you. I will throw you off the tier.
Cop said did you jump?
Bad guy said yes, a little at first.
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Re: Ever had enough of being married.
scootermcq wrote:My aunt was at a 50th anniversary party about 10 years ago. When it was the husbands turn to speak he got up stepped up to the podium and said 50 years ago he made the biggest mistake of his life and was fixing it today. He walked out of the hall and no one has seen him since.
Good for him! No time like the present.
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