"A scientist studying a deadly turtle pathogen decided to name the species after President Obama – naming Baracktrema obamai in his honor, apparently.
The parasitic flatworm competes with the host’s immune system and thwarts it in order to thrive and reproduce. The results are often deadly for the turtle.
Perhaps science saw a similarity between its behavior and the way the constitutional system of checks and balances has been thwarted by an infiltration of Obama’s brand of governance, which has in effect, hijacked the economy and turned it a state-run zombie organism.
What other type of organism weakens its host, overtaxes its system and allows its borders to be infiltrated by potential pathogens and guts its defenses against it at the same time? Perhaps Baracktrema obamai could be viewed as a sort of nature’s Cloward & Piven strategy to undermine to the point of collapse."
Can't make this up folks...
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