Tin Foil Hat Instructions

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Tin Foil Hat Instructions

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We've all likely worn one of these tin foil hats on our heads at some point in our lives but I thought folks might appreciate a reminder on how they're made.
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On a side note aluminum foil looks nice but offers none of the protection of true tin foil.

Materials:

for large hat: 11 x 14 piece of foil

for small hat: 8 1/2 x 11 piece of foil

for child sized hat: 7 x 8 1/2 of tin foil

OPTIONAL: scotch tape


Instructions:

Fold the foil in half

Fold down each side to make triangles

Fold one bottom flaps up.

Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up.

add a bit of scotch tape if you like

Here is a video for those of use that need a visual.


FAQs

Shiny side UP or DOWN?
It depends on if you want stealth (down) or to reflect the galactic waves (up).

Which way do I point my hat?
The big FOPA that is made is which way to have the points go... fore and aft or left to right...
The answer all depends on your orientation to the Bermuda Triangle...

I can't do anything myself can I buy one?
I'm sure on black market ebay you can obtain one.
but for other body parts check out this source.
http://www.lessemf.com/personal.html
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Re: Tin Foil Hat Instructions

Post by YoDude »

Hahahaha That Less EMF website is a real hoot! :thumbup:

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