Madonna takes back her...."offer"
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Madonna takes back her...."offer"
Author Gersh Kuntzman tried to get Madonna to honor her lewd promise to gratify Hillary voters and filmed himself doing so.
Madonna has withdrawn from her pledge to provide some, er, satisfaction to Hillary voters, the latest disappointment in an election season full of them.
The singer had famously promised the oral sex last month — “And I am good,” she added, lest anyone question her gratification qualifications — but when a Hillary supporter, armed with a selfie of his ballot, showed up to claim the prize, he was greeted with derision.
“Ha ha ha ha,” laughed the security guard at her Madgesty’s Upper East Side manse. “I didn’t get that information, sorry, man.”
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Madonna has withdrawn from her pledge to provide some, er, satisfaction to Hillary voters, the latest disappointment in an election season full of them.
The singer had famously promised the oral sex last month — “And I am good,” she added, lest anyone question her gratification qualifications — but when a Hillary supporter, armed with a selfie of his ballot, showed up to claim the prize, he was greeted with derision.
“Ha ha ha ha,” laughed the security guard at her Madgesty’s Upper East Side manse. “I didn’t get that information, sorry, man.”
Read more at http://americanupdate.com/articles/mado ... j3YAuG6.99
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I'd be apprehensive receiving anything from this notorious bitch
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I wouldn't let Madonna near my dog, let alone me.
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Wow, I'm glad I cashed in on that before she dropped the offer...
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And she told me that was her BF knocking on the bedroom door. I just barely got out the window.JFL Live wrote:Wow, I'm glad I cashed in on that before she dropped the offer...
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BlacktopTravelr wrote:And she told me that was her BF knocking on the bedroom door. I just barely got out the window.JFL Live wrote:Wow, I'm glad I cashed in on that before she dropped the offer...
Well after hearing this, I'm not going to be her boyfriend any more!
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You my friend are a riot.
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JFL Live wrote:Wow, I'm glad I cashed in on that before she dropped the offer...
Shit... you were there too!? Sorry I missed ya...BlacktopTravelr wrote:And she told me that was her BF knocking on the bedroom door. I just barely got out the window.
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Cuban wrote:
Shit... you were there too!? Sorry I missed ya...
Dang, we could have held a rally...
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JFL Live wrote:Cuban wrote:
Shit... you were there too!? Sorry I missed ya...
Dang, we could have held a rally...
Would you have called that a piece ful rally
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“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
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“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
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Remember a few months ago when liberals thought there was no way Donald Trump would ever take the presidency? Remember when, in their arrogance, many celebrities promised to leave the country if he was ever elected?
Looks like it’s time to start packing!
The list of celebrities that were supposedly set to lose after this election include liberal comedians like Jon Stewart and Amy Schumer. Stewart spent the majority of the election season calling Trump and his supporters racists, sexists, and bigots.
“I would consider getting in a rocket and going to another planet because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers,” he said in an interview with People magazine.
The list also includes the ever-peachy Lena Dunham, who promised to stand by her threat no matter what.
“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will,” Dunham said in April at an awards ceremony. “I know a lovely place in Vancouver, and I can get my work done from there.”
Below is a list of at least 23 celebrities who promised to leave if Trump won the election:
• Comedian Jon Stewart
• Comedian Chelsea Handler
• Actress Neve Campbell
• IAC Interactive Founder Barry Diller
• Feminist Lena Dunham
• Comedian Keegan-Michael Key
• Actress Chloë Sevigny
• Race Hustler Al Sharpton
• Actress Natasha Lyonne
• Comedian Eddie Griffin
• Filmmaker Spike Lee
• Model Amber Rose
• Actor Samuel L. Jackson
• Singer Cher
• Comedian George Lopez
• Singer Barbra Streisand
• Actress Raven-Symoné
• TV Host Whoopi Goldberg
• Actor Omari Hardwick
• Pop Star Miley Cyrus
• Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
• Comedian Amy Schumer
• British Columnist Katie Hopkins
Good Riddance!
Looks like it’s time to start packing!
The list of celebrities that were supposedly set to lose after this election include liberal comedians like Jon Stewart and Amy Schumer. Stewart spent the majority of the election season calling Trump and his supporters racists, sexists, and bigots.
“I would consider getting in a rocket and going to another planet because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers,” he said in an interview with People magazine.
The list also includes the ever-peachy Lena Dunham, who promised to stand by her threat no matter what.
“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will,” Dunham said in April at an awards ceremony. “I know a lovely place in Vancouver, and I can get my work done from there.”
Below is a list of at least 23 celebrities who promised to leave if Trump won the election:
• Comedian Jon Stewart
• Comedian Chelsea Handler
• Actress Neve Campbell
• IAC Interactive Founder Barry Diller
• Feminist Lena Dunham
• Comedian Keegan-Michael Key
• Actress Chloë Sevigny
• Race Hustler Al Sharpton
• Actress Natasha Lyonne
• Comedian Eddie Griffin
• Filmmaker Spike Lee
• Model Amber Rose
• Actor Samuel L. Jackson
• Singer Cher
• Comedian George Lopez
• Singer Barbra Streisand
• Actress Raven-Symoné
• TV Host Whoopi Goldberg
• Actor Omari Hardwick
• Pop Star Miley Cyrus
• Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
• Comedian Amy Schumer
• British Columnist Katie Hopkins
Good Riddance!
duc, sequere, aut de via decede
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
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Get Rid of them!Suzuki Johnny wrote:Remember a few months ago when liberals thought there was no way Donald Trump would ever take the presidency? Remember when, in their arrogance, many celebrities promised to leave the country if he was ever elected?
Looks like it’s time to start packing!
The list of celebrities that were supposedly set to lose after this election include liberal comedians like Jon Stewart and Amy Schumer. Stewart spent the majority of the election season calling Trump and his supporters racists, sexists, and bigots.
“I would consider getting in a rocket and going to another planet because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers,” he said in an interview with People magazine.
The list also includes the ever-peachy Lena Dunham, who promised to stand by her threat no matter what.
“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will,” Dunham said in April at an awards ceremony. “I know a lovely place in Vancouver, and I can get my work done from there.”
Below is a list of at least 23 celebrities who promised to leave if Trump won the election:
• Comedian Jon Stewart
• Comedian Chelsea Handler
• Actress Neve Campbell
• IAC Interactive Founder Barry Diller
• Feminist Lena Dunham
• Comedian Keegan-Michael Key
• Actress Chloë Sevigny
• Race Hustler Al Sharpton
• Actress Natasha Lyonne
• Comedian Eddie Griffin
• Filmmaker Spike Lee
• Model Amber Rose
• Actor Samuel L. Jackson
• Singer Cher
• Comedian George Lopez
• Singer Barbra Streisand
• Actress Raven-Symoné
• TV Host Whoopi Goldberg
• Actor Omari Hardwick
• Pop Star Miley Cyrus
• Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
• Comedian Amy Schumer
• British Columnist Katie Hopkins
Good Riddance!
They are all pond-scum-level, brain-dead puss-suckers anyway.
Them leaving will raise the general I Q level rating of Americans quite alot. [emoji106]
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Can we throw this one out first? " Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg" You can bet your last dime she will vote against anything Trump wants. To be honest there isn't a name on that list I will miss.
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Actually, I would feel MUCH better with all of them gone. Wish they would take a few others with them, like the obama's and jessie jacksoon.BlacktopTravelr wrote:Can we throw this one out first? " Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg" You can bet your last dime she will vote against anything Trump wants. To be honest there isn't a name on that list I will miss.
Al Sharpton needs to get out before Trump sics the IRS on him for back taxes.
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I can see where a movement has developed for California to secede. Well, I want to tell them as a God fearing Southern Man, that we fought that war 150 years ago, and we found out, it can't be done. We've made things work however. Now if California really wants out, we will simply throw them out. No secession necessary.
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Isn't Texas the only state that can legally secede from the union? I think that have something in their state constitution about being able to secede if and when they want to.
And that my friend is how threads get hi-jacked.
And that my friend is how threads get hi-jacked.
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I believe is a provision that they could divide the state into smaller states.BlacktopTravelr wrote:Isn't Texas the only state that can legally secede from the union? I think that have something in their state constitution about being able to secede if and when they want to.
And that my friend is how threads get hi-jacked.
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One more hi-jack and then I will stop. [space]
It bears repeating that the united States are "united" explicitly on the principle that "governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed" and "whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends [i.e., protecting life, liberty, and property], it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government" and "when a long train of abuses and usurpations...evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security."
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It would be appropriate for all citizens to re-read the full text of the Declaration of Independence. [emoji106]BlacktopTravelr wrote:One more hi-jack and then I will stop. [space]It bears repeating that the united States are "united" explicitly on the principle that "governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed" and "whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends [i.e., protecting life, liberty, and property], it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government" and "when a long train of abuses and usurpations...evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security."
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I read it a few weeks ago. When going through the list of complaints in it, it reads like a list of the things the left has been pushing on us. EVERYONE of the complains about the king, are what has been happening for the last 25 years.NE_FL wrote:It would be appropriate for all citizens to re-read the full text of the Declaration of Independence. [emoji106]BlacktopTravelr wrote:One more hi-jack and then I will stop. [space]It bears repeating that the united States are "united" explicitly on the principle that "governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed" and "whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends [i.e., protecting life, liberty, and property], it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government" and "when a long train of abuses and usurpations...evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security."
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