Will Canada now Build a Wall?.......:-)
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Will Canada now Build a Wall?.......:-)
OK! Enough!!! [emoji2]
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal American immigration. The Republican presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and live according to the U.S. Constitution and not Executive Orders.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists and green energy proponents crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose farm borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free range chicken. When I told him I didn't have any, he angrily left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal American aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them nonetheless. He then installed 5,000 Watt loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the border, but they just keep on coming.
Canadian officials are particularly concerned about American smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, promising them that they will be delivered to safe haven in Canada. They pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the batteries die. "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though, and some kale chips, but they wouldn't share."
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly fearing retribution from conservatives, who will make them work instead of providing entitlements. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the 1950s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on the Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," the official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic broccoli shortage, buying up all the hip hop CDs, and renting all of the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't absorb and support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many inept art and history majors does one country need?"
I think this one was pretty funny myself.
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal American immigration. The Republican presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and live according to the U.S. Constitution and not Executive Orders.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists and green energy proponents crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose farm borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free range chicken. When I told him I didn't have any, he angrily left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal American aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them nonetheless. He then installed 5,000 Watt loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the border, but they just keep on coming.
Canadian officials are particularly concerned about American smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, promising them that they will be delivered to safe haven in Canada. They pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the batteries die. "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though, and some kale chips, but they wouldn't share."
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly fearing retribution from conservatives, who will make them work instead of providing entitlements. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the 1950s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on the Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," the official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic broccoli shortage, buying up all the hip hop CDs, and renting all of the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't absorb and support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many inept art and history majors does one country need?"
I think this one was pretty funny myself.
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Don't know if you guys know about this... but it really happened...
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There will be a time where you will no longer be able to use, "But...I didn't know!", as an excuse. And if you're exiled from society, well, you were warned.
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As soon as those pansies experience one winter in the frozen tundra there will be another mass exodus from the country to our north.... [emoji106]
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CAN THEY GET THEIR WELFARE CHECKS FORWARDED TO CANADA ....?
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The difference here, is that if Canada DID build a wall, I could hardly care. If I go there, I am going through the approved customs gate, and I am going to look around, get some Time Horton's and go home, like a polite little tourist!
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He sure is on it!scootermcq wrote:One guy is on it.
Building a Wall against the Sociopathic, Brain-dead, Moronic left-wingers who talk of going to Canada is only smart. They are VERMIN.
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[emoji2]Suzuki Johnny wrote:As soon as those pansies experience one winter in the frozen tundra there will be another mass exodus from the country to our north...
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Cuban wrote:[emoji2]Suzuki Johnny wrote:As soon as those pansies experience one winter in the frozen tundra there will be another mass exodus from the country to our north...
You can always count on Cuban to come up with funny things to post like this! [emoji106]
Nice work there, Darryl.
How DO you make those pictures come out like you do ?
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Designer wrote:
You can always count on Cuban to come up with funny things to post like this! [emoji106]
Nice work there, Darryl.
How DO you make those pictures come out like you do ?
[emoji2] It ain't too hard for me, 'cause my head is full of weird shit, plus I have a way with computers... so... the weird shit just kinda happens.
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Cuban wrote:
cause my head is full of weird shit
You're kidding...
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lol Shut up, eh.JFL Live wrote: You're kidding...
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Do not bother him !!Let the man eat!!
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old time rider wrote:Do not bother him !!Let the man eat!!
Is this is reference to him saying his Famous......"buzz off,...I'm eating lunch"....phrase like he did on the Purple Board?
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Yes one of lots of his fun stuff. May have been some one throwing it at him but he made it his. Never dull long if Cuban around a post.
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I'm hurt and not feeling all that well. I've bent over backwards trying to make this a happy place to visit and Cuban gets all the credit.old time rider wrote: Never dull long if Cuban around a post.
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Well, you have made it an interesting place to visit.BlacktopTravelr wrote:I'm hurt and not feeling all that well. I've bent over backwards trying to make this a happy place to visit and Cuban gets all the credit.old time rider wrote: Never dull long if Cuban around a post.
But then, so has Freddie, n-trud, etc.
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