3 KNOTS

[HARRIS]

Billy, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for
the docks, once more for old times sake, for some hot sex.
He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it, as well as he can for a guy his age. Needing
some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies,'Well Billy, old sailorboy, you're doing about
three knots.'

"Three knots?" he asks. "Wha's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, knot in, and knot getting your money back."

[Suzuki Johnny]

Poor bloke...sob can't get a break can he?

[YoDude]

Dang! Poor sap.

Yo-

[SuzyRidr2]

I take it she was knot impressed.