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1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with
is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying to her at the end of a relationship?
A. I hope we can still be friends.
B. I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Sensitive Man Test............:-)
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Re: Sensitive Man Test............:-)
I can't seem to win the lottery. I think I have used up all of my good luck riding motorcycles.
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Re: Sensitive Man Test............:-)
I think I might have failed that test.
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Re: Sensitive Man Test............:-)
Think most of us failed? Made me think of a old joke....Two old women go to a movie.About 15 minutes in to it one tells the other,"the guy next to me is masturbating!! Just pay him no mind thats all he wants...."I cain,t he,s using my hand!
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No you passed, as long as you can't be considered a "sensitive man".JFL Live wrote:I think I might have failed that test.
Isn't "sensitive man" an oxymoron???
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Bwahahaha! I failed.
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Re: Sensitive Man Test............:-)
"C" looks to be the correct answer, I think.
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