So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
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So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil
eye, and then asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you
have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy
regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"
The clerk shouted, "Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil
eye, and then asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you
have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy
regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"
The clerk shouted, "Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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Re: So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
I so hope you really did that That is way to funny Honest I cant stop laughing
"Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"
"I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
Thank you Designer
"Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"
"I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
Thank you Designer
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Re: So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
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Re: So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
EXACTLY [emoji106]
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Re: So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
So perfect! Really really perfect. It's so perfect I almost can't tell you how perfect it is. It's just so beautifully perfect. It really is! [emoji106] [emoji106] My first Trump impression. What you ya think?
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Re: So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
Welllll .....I uh.....ummmm.......didn't exactly do that.........okay......actually I didn't at all.FallenAngel wrote:I so hope you really did that That is way to funny Honest I cant stop laughing
"Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"
"I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
Thank you Designer
It is a joke I received in my Mailbox and thought it something others might enjoy.
An FYI...when I post a joke I add one of these at the end of the Title.
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To let everyone know it's A Funny! [emoji2]
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Re: So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
Yea I knowDesigner wrote:Welllll .....I uh.....ummmm.......didn't exactly do that.........okay......actually I didn't at all.FallenAngel wrote:I so hope you really did that That is way to funny Honest I cant stop laughing
"Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"
"I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
Thank you Designer
It is a joke I received in my Mailbox and thought it something others might enjoy.
An FYI...when I post a joke I add one of these at the end of the Title.
"............."
To let everyone know it's A Funny! [emoji2]
Just hopeful thinking on my part
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Re: So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
T'would be GREAT if'n it was....would it not! [emoji2]FallenAngel wrote: Yea I know
Just hopeful thinking on my part
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Re: So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
Is YoDude'sDesigner wrote:T'would be GREAT if'n it was....would it not! [emoji2]FallenAngel wrote: Yea I know
Just hopeful thinking on my part
It would be So perfect As YoDude's Trump impression put it
It's just so beautifully perfect
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Re: So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)
That is an oldie but still very funny!