So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)

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So...what's a Muslim book store like?............:-)

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I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil
eye, and then asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you
have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy
regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"

The clerk shouted, "Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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I so hope you really did that That is way to funny Honest I cant stop laughing

"Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"

"I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Thank you Designer

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EXACTLY [emoji106]
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So perfect! Really really perfect. It's so perfect I almost can't tell you how perfect it is. It's just so beautifully perfect. It really is! [emoji106] [emoji106] My first Trump impression. What you ya think?

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FallenAngel wrote:I so hope you really did that That is way to funny Honest I cant stop laughing

"Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"

"I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Thank you Designer
Welllll :Umm: .....I uh.....ummmm.......didn't exactly do that.........okay......actually I didn't at all. :uhh:

It is a joke I received in my Mailbox and thought it something others might enjoy. :bow:



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Designer wrote:
FallenAngel wrote:I so hope you really did that That is way to funny Honest I cant stop laughing

"Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"

"I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Thank you Designer
Welllll :Umm: .....I uh.....ummmm.......didn't exactly do that.........okay......actually I didn't at all. :uhh:

It is a joke I received in my Mailbox and thought it something others might enjoy. :bow:



An FYI...when I post a joke I add one of these at the end of the Title.

".............:-)"

To let everyone know it's A Funny! [emoji2]
Yea I know
Just hopeful thinking on my part

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FallenAngel wrote: Yea I know

Just hopeful thinking on my part
T'would be GREAT if'n it was....would it not! [emoji2]
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Designer wrote:
FallenAngel wrote: Yea I know

Just hopeful thinking on my part
T'would be GREAT if'n it was....would it not! [emoji2]
Is YoDude's
It would be So perfect As YoDude's Trump impression put it
It's just so beautifully perfect

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That is an oldie but still very funny! :lmao:

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