Car passed smog!

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Damn that's a long trip for thanksgiving and Christmas. You better start riding now.

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She only lives about 5 miles from me.

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Then why are you here and not out there somewhere?

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Because I am trying to make life here more wonderful than it already is. :big grin:

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Are you obola trying to give us false hopes of change just to be let down later?

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No.

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cheapcookies wrote:
Jolsen wrote:Where she from? My wife is from P.R
Does she have a temper?

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Well, not towards me, but there was an instance when she came unglued at work and said things to her bosses face she shouldn't have and basically quit the job at that moment and walked out.

When I found out about it, I put my 'people' skills to work and managed to get them to 'bury the hatchet' and got them settled down to forgiveness and she now has her job back. That was quite a feat and it took time and carefully placed advice on both sides to make it happen. It was one of my better magic tricks to date.

Unfortunately, she and I are not very compatible, I don't think. We like eachother fine, but I'm a drinker and she's not. She ABSOLUTELY will never ride on a motorcycle for her own reasons. Doesn't eat red meat of any kind and I'm a steak lover. That doesn't bother me, but there are those sorts of differences that would probably make a difference if we ever tried living together. I could see us going down in a hellfire ball of flame.

She's a very nice lady and is nothing more than a friend, there's no benefits. We share a love together, but to define it would be very difficult. I often times address her as, 'Love' or 'sweetheart' or 'mi Paloma'. I tell everyone, she's my G/F and if I say to her, I love you, she'll say, I love you too right back to me in front of people, while she's looking directly at me as though she truly means it.

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cheapcookies wrote:Muey caliente. Or something like that.

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Yeah.....well here's a really lousy pic of her.

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If I could just get her to quit eating everything in sight......

I have another that's much better, but I can't seem to get it off my cell phone for some reason.

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cheapcookies wrote:
Jolsen wrote:Where she from? My wife is from P.R
Does she have a temper?

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Yes but she does not use it in my direction. She has seen that I too have capabilities to yell. Never at her but when dealing with a few shippers I have lost it.

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Must not have been paying enough attention on that one, whatever LOL

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Your lady friend might just need to be educated about the so called food in our country.

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98VS1400 wrote:Do either of your women have any opinion on cars passing smog tests?
:Umm: if it's the car that takes them where they wanna go, it might matter, maybe.

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YoDude wrote:
98VS1400 wrote:Do either of your women have any opinion on cars passing smog tests?
:Umm: if it's the car that takes them where they wanna go, it might matter, maybe.

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But on the other hand, they might know how to call a taxi.

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98VS1400 wrote:I'm just so happy Florida no longer has those silly emissions tests. I can cut out my catalytic converter and scrap it should I need some quick cash and nobody would know or care!
Okay, you guys officially SUCK ASS!

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Ga never fell for that scam in the 1st place.

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You goin' fer a double dip er what? :moon:

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He just forgets to mention for 6 months of the year its so hot and humid you can't even enjoy ridding.

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Short and a Miami vice shirt while riding... Hope you weren't planning on an open casket. I know I'm not. :)

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cheapcookies wrote:Got a 2005 Buick coming up to inspection. Been setting an P0455 code. Emissions vent, gas cap or rotted filler pipe.

Clear the code and it's back in about 100 miles.

Going to clear it, fill the tank and drive 50-75 miles and then get it inspected before it pops the light back on.

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I would consider buying a good quality locking gas cap before anything else. The newer vehicles know if you left your gas cap off or loose. Could save you some money. Otherwise, move to a less socialist environment before you start having to pay al gore for some inconvenient lies.
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cheapcookies wrote: Actually, the locking part has nothing to do with emissions.

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No, it has to do with people siphoning your gasoline while you sleep.
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