Do you want to go to heaven?

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Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby franktiregod » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:38 am

A Sunday school teacher to some youngsters said, "Everybody that wants to go to Heaven raise their hand!"

All the kids did but Jimmy. The teacher said, "Now, Jimmy, you mean you don't want to go to Heaven when you die?" And Jimmy responded, "Oh yeah...when I die....I thought you was gettin' up a load to go now!"

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby RoadKing » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:47 am

“Every one wants to go to heaven
But no one wants to die”

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby JFL Live » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:51 am

This isn't Heaven... this is Iowa!
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby franktiregod » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:45 am

JFL Live wrote:This isn't Heaven... this is Iowa!


Georgia- If I never see the Pearly Gates, I've walked through the Promised Land. [emoji106]

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby old time rider » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:58 am

Ain't it great the times in your life when you feel...This must be like heaven...Not all the same..A new kid.things that kid does that make you so glad its your kid...same with grandkids...great sex where you were half of it! :naughty: ...Perfect weather and perfect motorcycle on a perfect ride with a all most heaven view.....Then Fred comes along :lmao:

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby franktiregod » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:16 am

Heaven-

The way my grand daughter says Paw Paw in that angel voice.
A ride with the bike purring on a perfect weather day.
A kid sitting on a bike for the first time. That smile is priceless.
My mom cooking a thanksgiving meal. Thankful to still have her.
My dog meeting me at the door when I come home after several days.
The look on a grand kids face when I show them how to do a burnout. (My grandson and I did several laps one day then Rhonda came out giving me dirty looks. We pulled up and I told him to say Hey granny. He hangs out the window and says it. LOL )
People looking at my old cars and taking pictures. The smile and look on their face when I say "open the door and sit in it"

We have little pieces of heaven all around us. Take the time to enjoy and appreciate them.

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby wally w » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:32 am

No.

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby BlacktopTravelr » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:09 pm

Is there really a heaven? :blink: [space] :XmasTree:
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby lonerider » Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:04 pm

I'd like to check out the heavenly premises in person before deciding anything permanent.

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby franktiregod » Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:39 pm

[quote="BlacktopTravelr"]Is there really a heaven? :blink: [space] :XmasTree:[/quote

Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby BlacktopTravelr » Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:17 am

franktiregod wrote:
BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? :blink: [space] :XmasTree:


Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]


If you say so. The last time I went thru Georgia it rained all the way except the time I was stuck in traffic trying to get thru Atlanta. :bonk:
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby franktiregod » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:25 pm

BlacktopTravelr wrote:
franktiregod wrote:
BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? :blink: [space] :XmasTree:


Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]


If you say so. The last time I went thru Georgia it rained all the way except the time I was stuck in traffic trying to get thru Atlanta. :bonk:


Gee you mean it rains in Georgia? Really?

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby Yooper » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:39 pm

franktiregod wrote:
BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? :blink: [space] :XmasTree:[/quote

Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]


I'm driving, not riding to Augusta in late November. 2 day trip, even driving, for me. Around 20 hours one way. I've always liked Ga.

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby MadCow » Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:29 pm

FRANK!!!
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby franktiregod » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:02 pm

Yooper wrote:
franktiregod wrote:
BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? :blink: [space] :XmasTree:[/quote

Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]


I'm driving, not riding to Augusta in late November. 2 day trip, even driving, for me. Around 20 hours one way. I've always liked Ga.


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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby franktiregod » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:03 pm

MadCow wrote:FRANK!!!


What? [emoji2]

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby Cuban » Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:00 am

MadCow wrote: FRANK!!!

franktiregod wrote: What? [emoji2]

SHUT UP!!
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby MattSunn » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:13 am

franktiregod wrote:
BlacktopTravelr wrote:
franktiregod wrote:
BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? :blink: [space] :XmasTree:


Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]


If you say so. The last time I went thru Georgia it rained all the way except the time I was stuck in traffic trying to get thru Atlanta. :bonk:


Gee you mean it rains in Georgia? Really?


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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby BoDog » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:59 pm

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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?

Postby Cuban » Sat Oct 14, 2017 8:42 am

BoDog wrote: Image

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[emoji106] That's a couple of nice pics right there!
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