Intruders-Alert

Since I am old and have few friends, especially female friends, I don't get any cards asking me to be a valentine. Now I got quite a few when I was younger and in elementary school, but that tapered off the older I got. Maybe it would help if I was to give them out first. It sucks to get old and miss all things that made being young fun.

Suzuki Johnny wrote:

You know every time I see the word testicals (testicles) I think of that joke about the blonde that went to work for the Tickle me elmo plant. She was on her first day on the job and the line got backed up real bad so the foreman went out to see what the problem was. He found that this blonde had Tickle Me Elmo dolls stacked up all around he work station. So the foreman asked her what the problem was and she replied that it takes a while to sew the two little balls onto the doll. The foreman then informed her she was only suppose to give the doll two test tickles and not two testicles.

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You guys are weird. And I thought I was strange.