Do you want to go to heaven?
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Do you want to go to heaven?
A Sunday school teacher to some youngsters said, "Everybody that wants to go to Heaven raise their hand!"
All the kids did but Jimmy. The teacher said, "Now, Jimmy, you mean you don't want to go to Heaven when you die?" And Jimmy responded, "Oh yeah...when I die....I thought you was gettin' up a load to go now!"
All the kids did but Jimmy. The teacher said, "Now, Jimmy, you mean you don't want to go to Heaven when you die?" And Jimmy responded, "Oh yeah...when I die....I thought you was gettin' up a load to go now!"
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
“Every one wants to go to heaven
But no one wants to die”
But no one wants to die”
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
This isn't Heaven... this is Iowa!
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You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome...
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You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome...
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
Georgia- If I never see the Pearly Gates, I've walked through the Promised Land. [emoji106]JFL Live wrote:This isn't Heaven... this is Iowa!
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
Ain't it great the times in your life when you feel...This must be like heaven...Not all the same..A new kid.things that kid does that make you so glad its your kid...same with grandkids...great sex where you were half of it! ...Perfect weather and perfect motorcycle on a perfect ride with a all most heaven view.....Then Fred comes along
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
Heaven-
The way my grand daughter says Paw Paw in that angel voice.
A ride with the bike purring on a perfect weather day.
A kid sitting on a bike for the first time. That smile is priceless.
My mom cooking a thanksgiving meal. Thankful to still have her.
My dog meeting me at the door when I come home after several days.
The look on a grand kids face when I show them how to do a burnout. (My grandson and I did several laps one day then Rhonda came out giving me dirty looks. We pulled up and I told him to say Hey granny. He hangs out the window and says it. LOL )
People looking at my old cars and taking pictures. The smile and look on their face when I say "open the door and sit in it"
We have little pieces of heaven all around us. Take the time to enjoy and appreciate them.
The way my grand daughter says Paw Paw in that angel voice.
A ride with the bike purring on a perfect weather day.
A kid sitting on a bike for the first time. That smile is priceless.
My mom cooking a thanksgiving meal. Thankful to still have her.
My dog meeting me at the door when I come home after several days.
The look on a grand kids face when I show them how to do a burnout. (My grandson and I did several laps one day then Rhonda came out giving me dirty looks. We pulled up and I told him to say Hey granny. He hangs out the window and says it. LOL )
People looking at my old cars and taking pictures. The smile and look on their face when I say "open the door and sit in it"
We have little pieces of heaven all around us. Take the time to enjoy and appreciate them.
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
Is there really a heaven? [space]
(putt putt putt)
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
I'd like to check out the heavenly premises in person before deciding anything permanent.
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
[quote="BlacktopTravelr"]Is there really a heaven? [space] [/quote
Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]
Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
If you say so. The last time I went thru Georgia it rained all the way except the time I was stuck in traffic trying to get thru Atlanta.franktiregod wrote:Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? [space]
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
Gee you mean it rains in Georgia? Really?BlacktopTravelr wrote:If you say so. The last time I went thru Georgia it rained all the way except the time I was stuck in traffic trying to get thru Atlanta.franktiregod wrote:Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? [space]
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
I'm driving, not riding to Augusta in late November. 2 day trip, even driving, for me. Around 20 hours one way. I've always liked Ga.franktiregod wrote:BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? [space] [/quote
Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
Yooper wrote:I'm driving, not riding to Augusta in late November. 2 day trip, even driving, for me. Around 20 hours one way. I've always liked Ga.franktiregod wrote:BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? [space] [/quote
Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
What? [emoji2]MadCow wrote:FRANK!!!
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
MadCow wrote: FRANK!!!
SHUT UP!!franktiregod wrote: What? [emoji2]
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Re: Do you want to go to heaven?
franktiregod wrote:Gee you mean it rains in Georgia? Really?BlacktopTravelr wrote:If you say so. The last time I went thru Georgia it rained all the way except the time I was stuck in traffic trying to get thru Atlanta.franktiregod wrote:Yes. We call it Georgia. [emoji106]BlacktopTravelr wrote:Is there really a heaven? [space]
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