What a hassle! Wouldn’t it be easier to just sit in that cold water for 20 minutes of instant relief?Cuban wrote:[emoji106] YES! I sure as Hell know what I'd do, that's for sure. I'd go right over to that water, take off my pants, cut 'em up into long thin strips and weave me up a nice rope. I'd take that rope and use it to lash a bunch of good sized logs together to make me a good old fashioned raft! Then I'd take one of my boots, and use my shoelace to tie it to a stick, to use as a paddle. I'd jump on that raft, and using my good foot, with the boot still on, I'd give a good hard push to get me out on that beautiful water, where I'd paddle my ass off downstream to find me a Doctor! [emoji106]RoadKing wrote: Put it this way, John... if you were in the wilderness with inflamed roids and you were next to a body of cold water, I know exactly what you would do and do so without consultation from a non-existent doctor.
But, have it your way... two weeks later I can imagine the spectacle as you drift up on shore in front of your doctor’s office naked from waist down with a miserable swollen roid hanging down into your one good boot. Now, I promise I won’t mention that the roid wouldn’t have to hang very far to reach your boot!