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90 to 95% of my replies are for my own entertainment
- BlacktopTravelr
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90 to 95% of my replies are for my own entertainment
- BlacktopTravelr
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90 to 95% of my replies are for my own entertainment
- BlacktopTravelr
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Police sized donuts.
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- BlacktopTravelr
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Would that be a cream filled? ;IDunno:
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- Herb
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This is just like my wife's dog...
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I can't seem to win the lottery. I think I have used up all of my good luck riding motorcycles.
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Give me five minutes with her and it would beBlacktopTravelr wrote:Would that be a cream filled? ;IDunno:
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I have a lot of opinions, some of them professional, some of them educated, most of them I just pulled out of my @$$
Some of my best stupidity is largely self-inflicted.
I have a lot of opinions, some of them professional, some of them educated, most of them I just pulled out of my @$$
Some of my best stupidity is largely self-inflicted.
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Interesting post, read through this list chuckled at some, but winced a bit at some others. Read back through it with pen and paper and made checks on the right for things that made me smile, and the left for the ones that did not so much. For anyone who gives a rip I ended up with 14 on the left and 17 on the right. Just for future reference when the inevitable political pissing matches start up again.Suzuki Johnny wrote:
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I have a lot of opinions, some of them professional, some of them educated, most of them I just pulled out of my @$$
Some of my best stupidity is largely self-inflicted.
I have a lot of opinions, some of them professional, some of them educated, most of them I just pulled out of my @$$
Some of my best stupidity is largely self-inflicted.
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ADVICE THAT CAN BE EXTRAPOLATED ...
Useful Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." -
Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
(And lastly)
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -U.S. Ammo
Troop
Useful Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." -
Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
(And lastly)
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -U.S. Ammo
Troop
duc, sequere, aut de via decede
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
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I can't seem to win the lottery. I think I have used up all of my good luck riding motorcycles.
- Herb
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I can't seem to win the lottery. I think I have used up all of my good luck riding motorcycles.
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ALWAYS QUALITY !
Luck & Experience:
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck
- SuzyRidr2
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